Funny Things To Say To Your Girlfriend

The key to a woman’s heart is your ability to make her laugh. Girl’s love to be in a relationship with a guy who is humorous and not a cheerless fellow. Your timing must be perfect and so must be your confidence and then with a little help you can win your girl’s heart. This is exactly what we are gonna tell you in our topic of discussion, “Funny things to say to your girlfriend“. Remember, wining a girl’s heart is not a difficult task, you only need to say the right thing at the perfect time. Take a look into the list of a few funny things to say to your girlfriend to win her heart.

Funny Things To Say To Your Girlfriend

Funny Things To Say To Your Girlfriend

  1. Guy: My cell phone is not working right, can you fix it?

(Girl: What’s the problem?)

Guy: Your number is not in it.

  1. My phone number is lost, can you give me yours?
  2. Let’s make a deal. I give you a kiss and you can return it back, if you don’t like it.
  3. If I were a traffic light, I would turn red every time you passed by, to look a bit longer at you.
  4. You are enchanting me with your beauty, first let me get my backpack and gps.
  5. (looks worried)Girl: What happened?

Guy: I lost my way can you tell me?

Girl: To where?

Guy: To your heart.

  1. If being beautiful was a crime, you would be the most wanted in the world.
  2. Hey girl! you better know CPR, because you are taking my breath away.

9.Guy:Have you ever been to Mars?

Girl: No

Guy: Me neither, oh God, then we are so alike.

9: If you turn down my request, I  am gonna sue you for causing global warming by getting hotter every day.

  1. Hey girl, you are so enchanting that you can make Batman forget to wear his suite.

11.Guy: Do you have an extra heart?

Girl: No, but why?

Guy: No problem, we can share one cos mine seems to have stopped working when I saw you.

  1. Are you from “The lord of the rings?”cos you have that ‘look into my eyes instinct.’
  2. What are you doing tonight?

Girl: Nothing.

Guy: Then let’s do this nothing together.

  1. I didn’t knew that the angels could come so low.
  2. The only thing I have not been able to know from your eyes is your name.
  3. Do not look at me like that, my heart will pop out and kiss you.
  4. If you were the sun, all planets would fight to get closer to you.
  5. Is expandable storage available for heart coz mine is full of your memories.
  6. East and West, you are the best.

So, these were the few funny things to say to your girlfriend to make her happy and in most cases fall for you. You can also mix these tips with others and come up with your own, depending upon the type of girl you have got.

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